shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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