Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
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the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
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So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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