check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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