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Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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