I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
i came on her dog
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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