Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
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i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
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I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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