I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Randomize
