1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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