i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
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I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
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I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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