yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
i think my cat just said my name.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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