dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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