If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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