After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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