I smell stomach acid.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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