doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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