Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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