I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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