week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
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