So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
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how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
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I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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