Don't you send me to vm
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
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the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
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I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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