Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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