why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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