my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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