in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
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coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
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see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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