i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
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You. Win. At. Life.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Vodka?
Forever.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
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