is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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