I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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