I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
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Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
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I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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