After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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