fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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