He is like the real live version of the state fair..
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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