Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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