It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
My vagina just clenched in fear
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