I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I'm getting married
To pizza
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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