if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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