There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
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He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
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We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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