we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
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I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
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Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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