Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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