why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
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