just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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