Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
My dad is sitting where you rode me
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Randomize
