Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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