Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
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