why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
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I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
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Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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