Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
You've changed since you got that strap on
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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