I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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