We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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