whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
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That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
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He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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