Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
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