Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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