my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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