You surviving the open bar?
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I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
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