I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
i think my mom watched the whole time
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
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