I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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