he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
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