Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
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Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
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You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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