Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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