so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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