also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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