If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
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yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
My penis needs a shock collar
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Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
third nipple confirmed
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
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